YOU'RE BURNING UP
Possibly the best gif I’ve ever seen

Nothing makes me rage harder (in a bad way) than watching “Hoarders”.

JUST THROW IT ALL AWAY FOR THE LOVE OF OCD

(Holy crap in the episode I’m watching some wonked-out woman in West Palm has a Delorean. She thankfully is willing to clear out her garage to fit the car back in. Good call, lady)

Mac: He doesn’t have any poison.
Charlie: I don’t have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that’s mayonnaise. It’s a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That’s shampoo.
Frank: You’re telling I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you’ve been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

S5E12, “The Gang Reignites the Rivalry”